Steve Humphrey (@steve_humphrey)


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RT @ImLeslieChow: I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig.... Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.
RT @LMAOComedyPics: Teacher: Where is your homework?, Student: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in school.
RT @collegefession: "My hand brushed by a cute girl's butt once, instant boner" - Pima CC
"@spodermenpls: sad stori: boi: wil u mary me?? gerl: omg yes boi: i luv u gerl: am onli maryin u az an frend rt if u cri evrytiem"
RT @spodermenpls: rt if ur stayin up xtra late on a skewl nite cuz ur bad az fuk
RT @LMAOComedyPics: "I didn't do it..." "Then why are you laughing?" "Cause whoever did it, is a freaking genius!"..
RT @ImLeslieChow: School sucks more dick than the sluts who attend it.
RT @HorryPuttor: rt if ur ferst kiss was lyke dis
RT @ImLeslieChow: *Every Morning* Me: "I'm sorry but I really can't stay." Bed: "But baby it's so cold outside..."
RT @thinksarcasm: I woke up on the wrong side of my life.
RT @thinksarcasm: You think I'm not online. But I'm always here. Even if I'm not tweeting. I'm here. Scrolling. Judging.
RT @TheComedyJokes: Math problems: "Jane bought 72 sofas." Who the hell would buy 72 sofas?
RT @AdderalIHadMe: Adderall had me tracking down bigfoot.
RT @spodermenpls: insparashunul stori: boi: am guna taek ur sweg me: no ur not rt if ur inspired
RT @TheComedyJokes: Your clothes are making me extremely uncomfortable. Please, take them off.
RT @spodermenpls: rt if u cri evrytiem
RT @_Snape_: 50 Shades of ready for the weekend.

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Freelance computer programmer specializing in PHP, SQL and web development.

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