Nigel Thomas (@nigelthomas)


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"You have enemies? Good, that means you've stood up for something in your life." - Winston Churchill
Say "Neigh" to Ketamine.
Askhole - A person who constantly asks for advice but never does what you tell them. #humor
Just survived the worst typhoon (hurricane) in 13 years in Hong Kong. Don't worry folks my tweets will keep coming!
If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
My wife said she is leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I nearly tripped over my penis. #humor
What separates successful people from everyone else? Successful people never give up. I will never give up trying to be successful.
Winners never quit. Quitters never win. Are you a winner or a quitter?
"The trouble with quotes you hear on the Internet is you never can tell which ones are real" Abraham Lincoln. #humor
Was going to clock myself walking up a hill but I don't have the time or the inclination. #humor
@affilitools are you still alive?
To tell the clan of a Scotsman look under his kilt. If he's got a quarter pounder he's a McDonald. #humor
UK banks deserve everything they get. This is just the latest in a stream of fraudulent practices and it certainly won't be the last.
Get off yer horse and stick yer hands up, yer bum. John Wayne.
Off to bed after a long and tiring day. Good night all. Have a great rest of the day where ever you are.
Another rainy day in Hong Kong. What's it like where you are?
When you are coasting you are going downhill...
Luck is when opportunity meets preparedness.
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Quiet Saturday night in ... ahhhh :)

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Entrepreneur with multiple offline and online businesses offering products, information, consultancy and services. Loves to help others, so tweet me!

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