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26.00 USD

Perhaps we should kick off this product description off with a bit of an explanation. Your beloved Hairy McSpecies has been laying low for a while. In fact, all of the Mixed Species guys have pumped the craft brakes a couple of times in the past year.

Enter Hairy's newest muse.

Somewhere between being born again and a premature mid-life crisis Hairy stumbled upon monster truck racing. In a matter of days Hairy landed a personal sponsorship with Colt 45 and a professional sponsorship with Dodge. To honor Hairy's first Monster Truck Rally win driving "Vomitron" we are proud to introduce our "Ignorance was Bliss" tees.

We asked Hairy to sum up the thoughts behind this new design.

"I'd like to show how much more considerate we are than dinosaurs, Aztecs and those douchehole Dodo birds, by leaving mountains upon mountains of undegradeable Chinese made shit for future civilizations to easily understand our extinction."

Yeah, what he said.

Here are the details:

Printed on black tees, Poppa and Hairy McSpecies laid down the smoothest creamiest off-white layer of color that the human eye can handle. For this tee we utilized a "unisex" cut meaning it is somewhere between a male and female American Apparel fit. What does that mean? Well ladies this shirts run about a size bigger than the American Apparel tees you are seeing every where and dudes ... enough of the skin tight 2003 euro trash look. Wear a shirt like a man!

By the way. Here's the t-shirt sizing break down.

XS S M L XL
Chest Width 17 18.5 20 21.5 23
Total Length 28.5 29.5 30.5 31.5 32.5

Just let us know what size you would like in the "notes to seller" section when you check out!


26.00 USD

This is how the revolution becomes merchandised! Here is the background story behind the Donner Party:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


Donner Party to Take Bite Out of Politics
Party Promises to Make People the Solution


Willamette Valley, Oregon (south of that mecca for moustached, bike riding hipsters) July 12, 2012 ? A hunger has risen amongst the masses, a hunger for representation. Sensing an overwhelming need for change, Mixed Species (against the Corporate Advisor?s better judgment) vows to create a hotter, wetter, mayo-ier and most importantly achievable Amorican Dream. ?The two party system is uber douched and I'm also hungry? states Face McSpecies. Face and his running mate Hairy McSpecies tout their ability to "Over promise and under deliver to degree only dreamt of by past leaders of the free world".

?Bring us your tired, your poor, your weak and your well marbled? said Hairy McSpecies during a recent campaign stop in which he spoke to a large gathering outside the Atkins Diet Clinic. The Donner Party has garnered immediate acclaim with their focus on bringing nutrition back in to the public schools by primarily focusing on an overall increase of proteins.

The Donner party has raised pundits eyebrows as Face and Hairy shake the political think tanks far from the left and right with "out of the to go box" plans reshaping current thinking on the economy, immigration, social security and animal husbandry. The first of their political platforms has been loosely codenamed ?Eat Locals?.

and now for the t-shirts ....


Printed on black tees, Hairy McSpecies laid down the smoothest creamiest off-white layer of color that the human eye can handle. Each of these tees are unique as the printing process uses a special "release" ink that lifts the color out of the shirt with a variance in coverage seen in the photos. For this tee we utilized a "unisex" cut meaning it is somewhere between a male and female American Apparel fit. What does that mean? Well ladies this shirts run about a size bigger than the American Apparel tees you are seeing every where and dudes ... enough of the skin tight 2003 euro trash look. Wear a shirt like a man!

By the way. Here's the t-shirt sizing break down.

XS S M L X 2X
Chest Width 17 18.5 20 21.5 23 24.5
Total Length 28.5 29.5 30.5 31.5 32.5 33.5

Fee shipping in the states muthalicka

Just let us know what size you would like in the "notes to seller" section when you check out!


4.00 USD

Hedorah is our fave of Kaiju so of course we'd bust this little gem for you beastly lovers.
Nothing like a good smog french kiss to remind yourself why you've completely compromised your pathetically short life to jangle your dangly bits against this persons. Sweet love!
Buy this card and we'll give you a secret handy next we meat,
All our love,
The Mixed Species guys


10.00 USD

Well this shirt says it all! No matter if you're right, left, north, south, green, pink or purple I think this is a statement that we all can agree on. A modified version of a favorite quote from Kurt Vonnegut Jr. "Life is no way to treat an animal". On 100% cotton sand colored standard fit shirts
S, M, L, XL, 2X


26.00 USD

Charles Darwin as the original Chuck D! Impress your friends by displaying the mash up of your favorite rapper and evolutionist.

Printed on black American Apparel tshirts in sizes Small through XXL.

Just let us know what size you would prefer at check out!


15.00 USD

Fight the Power!

It takes a nation of finches to hold us back!

Our tribute to the original Chuck D is a rare combination of brains and brawn.

Enjoy!


26.00 USD

Always wanted to have your own person Death's Daughter well now you can and we've been told she's a lover not fighter so dreams are destined to work out just grand.

Sizes small through XL
Hand printed on american made, sweat shop free American Apparel with pure discharge inks for that uber soft feel.


20.00 USD

Donner Party ends Dependence on Foreign Oil
Party mixes ?Hyper-Localization? and Sustainability


Sacramento, California July 26, 2012 ? Riding waves of attention, adulation and confusion Hairy and Face McSpecies have begun laying out the Donner Party plan to end the United States? reliance on Foreign Oil. ?The answer has been there in front of us this whole time!? announced Face McSpecies during a ribbon cutting ceremony for the most recent Hometown Buffet opening. ?By focusing on growing our own food and eating farmed products closer to where we live, we drastically cut back on the millions of dollars used to grow, treat, package and ship us our daily meals.?

?The Donner Party is proud to launch our EAT LOCALS progam and plan to start rolling it out at local schools and retirement homes in the next few weeks.? Hairy McSpecies shared with reporters during a brief break in the Donner Party national tour.

When further pressed by reporters on how they planned on selecting the lucky ?locals? who would become sustenance, both men hinted that this information would be shared at a later date.


22.00 USD

Kittens make everyone feel better though sometimes Kittens aren't that stoked on life in general and we can't blame them for that.
Hand printed on American Apparel shirts with pure discharge ink for the softer than a kitten's snoot feel.


18.00 USD

In times of many steadfast and conflicting opinions we need words that will unite us in respect and fellowship. We believe "Let's French" are those words! Sartre said in his classic No Exit, "Hell is other people". That may very well be true at any moment other than those spent oral spelunking in some one's moist cave. This is no time for "henny penny the sky is falling" peck kiss action. Now is the time to move decisively, like you were still on recess hiding behind the gym in a knock out session overwhelmed with passion rid with dread over the coming break bell.

This tee was hand printed by Hairy McSpecies in sizes Medium, Large and Extra Large. We utilized a new shirt made by Gildan called "SoftStyle Fitted tee for her" that Mrs. Hairy McSpecies says is as good as Alternative Apparel. Here is the sizing information.

http://gildan.com/distributors/catalog/productSpecs.cfm?lang=en&id_catalog=en&id_product=64000L

And YES! Oral Spelunking is now a Mixed Species registered trademark.

When you make a purchase let us know where, when or how you found us and we'll include a FREE GIFT with your order. We promise!!

----- T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY!!! ------

For each order of $20 or more we will throw in a FREE T-SHIRT! Yep, FREE! Just give us the size and sex (male/female/a LOT) you most desire. We will then go to one of our MixedSpecies underground bunkers and randomly pick you out a garment of infinite coolness! Simple as that.

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About mixedspecies

Mixed Species is a design collective who came together from rural parts of the Northwest and congealed like the skin on top of gravy.

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