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4.00 USD

Hedorah is our fave of Kaiju so of course we'd bust this little gem for you beastly lovers.
Nothing like a good smog french kiss to remind yourself why you've completely compromised your pathetically short life to jangle your dangly bits against this persons. Sweet love!
Buy this card and we'll give you a secret handy next we meat,
All our love,
The Mixed Species guys


22.00 USD

Kittens make everyone feel better though sometimes Kittens aren't that stoked on life in general and we can't blame them for that.
Hand printed on American Apparel shirts with pure discharge ink for the softer than a kitten's snoot feel.


26.00 USD

Charles Darwin as the original Chuck D! Impress your friends by displaying the mash up of your favorite rapper and evolutionist.

Printed on black American Apparel tshirts in sizes Small through XXL.

Just let us know what size you would prefer at check out!


8.00 USD

Betwixt these sacred pages you will find the scientifically most proven factiest of facts on what is actually happening in our world right at this very moment. From the masturbation habits of Kirk Cameron to the speaking face of Bea Arthur tattooed on Joe Rogan's left butt cheek, this is hands down the factiest coloring book you can find in the known universe. We spared no expense in traveling the world, bribing political figures, sleeping with fair and unfair and semi inducing semi-fair maidens to bring you this exceptional piece of investigative journalism.

Buy one, two or nine for yourself, six for your crazy brother and fourteen for your grandmother. Spreading the knowledge is the way to free us of the cost of buying brew, thus freeing our bodies of this annoying tight fitting skin and giving way to the patriotic girthiness we so desire.

Fun for hours and educational for all, take it to school, to church, you can even bring it with you to prison after taking it to school and to church.

This is absolutely the best thing that has ever been printed in the history of mankind, don't believe us? Read what the coolest celebs have to say about the Mixed Species dudes coloring book.

Alex Jones "OMG, I just spewed in my jeans and I really enjoyed this coloring book"

Kirk Cameron "Boner, get over here, I'm laughing my balls off reading the Mixed Species dudes coloring book"

Oprah "Book of the month club? Try book of the year club! Everybody gets a car!"

Chris Christie "mfmhnfjhalkjdmfmnfnasdlfknanmsdfnasfm", he was smiling while eating the book and had both of the his twinkie-esq thumbs up.

Ten glorious pages of sacred text rustically bound in a beautiful full color french country artisan cover, stretching to eight and one half by eleven broad luxurious inches.


18.00 USD

In times of many steadfast and conflicting opinions we need words that will unite us in respect and fellowship. We believe "Let's French" are those words! Sartre said in his classic No Exit, "Hell is other people". That may very well be true at any moment other than those spent oral spelunking in some one's moist cave. This is no time for "henny penny the sky is falling" peck kiss action. Now is the time to move decisively, like you were still on recess hiding behind the gym in a knock out session overwhelmed with passion rid with dread over the coming break bell.

This tee was hand printed by Hairy McSpecies in sizes Medium, Large and Extra Large. We utilized a new shirt made by Gildan called "SoftStyle Fitted tee for her" that Mrs. Hairy McSpecies says is as good as Alternative Apparel. Here is the sizing information.

http://gildan.com/distributors/catalog/productSpecs.cfm?lang=en&id_catalog=en&id_product=64000L

And YES! Oral Spelunking is now a Mixed Species registered trademark.

When you make a purchase let us know where, when or how you found us and we'll include a FREE GIFT with your order. We promise!!

----- T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY!!! ------

For each order of $20 or more we will throw in a FREE T-SHIRT! Yep, FREE! Just give us the size and sex (male/female/a LOT) you most desire. We will then go to one of our MixedSpecies underground bunkers and randomly pick you out a garment of infinite coolness! Simple as that.


17.00 USD

We've all had this experience, you're skating back to your car in your best Sunday dress only to find that some jackass has boxed you in. Now I've slashed a fair share of tires in my day but as you can see these days I'm an upstanding pillar of the community and have to resort to a more nuanced approach. These fine "you park like shit" static cling notes are reusable can be applied to wet or dry glass. Static clings are easy to remove and leave no sticky residue. "You park like shit" static cling BIG PACK comes in four packs of six static lings wrapped in recycled record album covers.

When you make a purchase let us know where, when or how you found us and we'll include a FREE GIFT with your order. We promise!!


Have Fun!


----- T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY!!! ------

For each order of $20 or more we will throw in a FREE T-SHIRT! Yep, FREE! Just give us the size and sex (male/female/a LOT) you most desire. We will then go to one of our MixedSpecies underground bunkers and randomly pick you out a garment of infinite coolness! Simple as that.


26.00 USD

Always wanted to have your own person Death's Daughter well now you can and we've been told she's a lover not fighter so dreams are destined to work out just grand.

Sizes small through XL
Hand printed on american made, sweat shop free American Apparel with pure discharge inks for that uber soft feel.


10.00 USD

Well this shirt says it all! No matter if you're right, left, north, south, green, pink or purple I think this is a statement that we all can agree on. A modified version of a favorite quote from Kurt Vonnegut Jr. "Life is no way to treat an animal". On 100% cotton sand colored standard fit shirts
S, M, L, XL, 2X


12.00 USD

Jesus gives me a huge resurrection

Really he does just make us feel so vigorous
Hammering hard vitality

What?
NO! You thought what?
Resurrection is cool, like coming back from the dead and what not. Who wouldn't want a big one, a huge one at that. You know like if you're gonna do it then you might as well do it huge.
You know what we mean.
Wait, wait just hold up a sec. We're talking like lifting our spirits, you know bring it up from the dumps to give all you got. Rising up to do the work that needs be done.
Not any of that crazy jazz.
Oh come on, you didn't take it like that. It doesn't come off like that at all.
We can't believe you would even think such a thing.


Please send a prayer request for us to right our wrong ways here
http://www.cbn.com/contact/prayer-form.aspx?topic=Other
We're sure they've already received many for the Mixed Species boys but more can only help our lost souls.


On standard gildan cut 100% cotton gold shirts
Small, 2X available


----- T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY!!! ------

For each order of $20 or more we will throw in a FREE T-SHIRT! Yep, FREE! Just give us the size and sex (male/female/a LOT) you most desire. We will then go to one of our MixedSpecies underground bunkers and randomly pick you out a garment of infinite coolness! Simple as that.


15.00 USD

Fight the Power!

It takes a nation of finches to hold us back!

Our tribute to the original Chuck D is a rare combination of brains and brawn.

Enjoy!

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Mixed Species is a design collective who came together from rural parts of the Northwest and congealed like the skin on top of gravy.

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