Mark Jaquith (@markjaquith)

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@SlackHQ this will not end well ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ™ƒโค๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜บ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜“๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ„๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ—๐ŸŸ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŸ๐Ÿก๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ—๐ŸŸ๐Ÿฆ‘๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿน๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜โšพ๏ธ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿน๐Ÿถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿง๐Ÿต๐Ÿถ๐Ÿขโšพ๏ธโ›ท๐ŸŽซ๐ŸŽ—๐Ÿš™๐Ÿ๐Ÿšž๐Ÿšˆ๐Ÿ›ด๐Ÿš
@waldojaquith you just have to wiggle it a lot
@anildash @danielpunkass youโ€™re just trying to get me to admit that technically curl and regex are universal export arenโ€™t you? ๐Ÿ˜
@anildash @danielpunkass there are shades of โ€œhasโ€. โ€œHas and has always provided to you in a useful formatโ€ better than โ€œeventual zip dumpโ€.
@anildash @danielpunkass I do think that owning your domain is the most important part. Can pay someone to regex your shitty Medium slugs.
RT @jessesingal: Fun reminder! Black people have been hit less hard by the opioid crisis cuz doctors ignore their pain more. https://t.coโ€ฆ
@anildash @danielpunkass there is ~98% of โ€œself-hosted https://t.co/4YKvEaoGpRโ€. There is 0% of โ€œself-hosted https://t.co/HpATj8fCOQโ€
@OneFineJay oh, I agree, of course. But the discussion about the minimum wage is highly toxic and disingenuous.
@themeSurgeon ๐Ÿ”ฅ
@OneFineJay "I WANT POOR PEOPLE TO STARVE" is roughly how it will come out.
@clifgriffin it's correct to the nearest multiple of 10. ๐Ÿ˜
Can we start calling these people โ€œGMO Healthiness Deniersโ€ yet? https://t.co/PMU74kApCH
โ€œYou parked illegally. We spent money moving and storing your vehicle.โ€ โ€œBut this one time I had cancer.โ€ โ€œOh, okayโ€ฆ https://t.co/luy0f3YY7B
When companies have to recall tainted food their press releases should use the adverb โ€œfondlyโ€. Tyson fondly recalls chicken tenders.
@original_media_ @rboren this seems unlikely.
The value of pi is exactly 3. โ€” 1 Kings 7:23 https://t.co/QXLfz49ZzL
@JJJ unpredictable. And then the API is different
@Idealien We considered it, but it's really write-heavy! Ideas?
@ryancduff Well I wouldnโ€™t propose it for core with that name. Would probably use add_filter_once() (though thatโ€™s ambiguous).
@Rarst I definitely use closures in client projects where I know someone else wonโ€™t want to remove callbacks.

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