danwillis007 (@danwillis007)


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@mrstevenallen Really? That little chap.. I had to build an outhouse for the chaps we have over here..
@bbc5live what's that Yeman chaps twitter handle? Surely he deserves a few more followers. Am happy to retweet him 2 my job lot of followers
Am at the Rhino tonight @Adelaidecomedy any #Adelaide types fancy swinging by, you know where I'll be; Bar, Stage, then Bar. #notcomplicated
Anyone know of any Thursday night comedy gigs in Adelaide? I'm in town and will be twiddling thumbs this eve...
Respect to #FerntreeGully. NO campaigners were flyering outside Coles. Within 30mins theyd got so much grief they upped sticks & went home.
Just said "You're dreaming" in context for the 1st time, to a NO campaigner sprooking in Mountain Gate, it's time I applied for citizenship
2018 festival season starts today- Its all work work work, I wouldn't mind but the 2017 season just finished 2 weeks ago. #ItNeverEnds
- @obiecomedian Sex Pest
On my flight home I watched #Life, #AlienCovanent & #Interstellar. I need a happy ending! Or in Interstellas case, one I can understand.
Just read Andrew Hastie's in @theheraldsun stating #Gay people cant give the "Optimal setting for raising children". Who voted for this guy?
Am loving the #Melbourne Spring. Rain & Misery, really brings out my good old #British grump! Does anyone know where I can order some sleet?
#GoldCoast, you've been a Sun sizzled pleasure.. I need to cool down now, so off to #Melbourne it is..
RT @PeterDVincent: @adamrowecomedy @HWCCLiverpool Blaspheme! The Stand is the best. Repent by repeating 3 Dan Willis jokes in succession Ad…
#FathersDay eve, Erin's on a girly night, I'm taking Dolly for Dinner. Just realised it's my 1st solo Parent night… https://t.co/zqKex87mxk
From a rainy Edinburgh Summer, I'm now in the Gold Coast for the start of Spring.. it hasn't dropped beneath 26 degrees Celsius.. #Paradise
Just heard reports of a serial killer in Switzerland, he force feeds his victims analogue watches. Apparently he's a complete SEIKO.
About to board my flight back home.. Edinburghs been great, but am looking forward to some home comforts..
About to watch my first show of the Fringe! @RaymondMearns had better be funny. I've heard he doing good for a new act.
Just paid for lunch with 20 pence pieces, this is definitely the last day of fringe- any ballast that could tip my bag over 25kg must go!
- @CraigyFerg wont be appearing at Jocks & Geordies this eve in Edinburgh, we don't play Saturdays. Sunday is his last chance of true glory!

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About danwillis007

Stand-Up Comedian, I.T. Specialist, Michael Jackson expert, The Walking Dead fanatic & Ferris Bueller Philosopher. Musings from a comedian with time to spare.

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