RestlessMouse (@RestlessMouse)

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My week on Twitter 🎉: 3 New Followers, 1 Tweet, 5 New Following. See yours with https://t.co/97bXIbtvQB
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Piss off Philip, I'm keeping these screwdrivers.
WALKING THE FINE LINE between being an interesting person and a person of interest
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If I was a tube of Anti-Itch Cream, I would rather be called “Itch Relief Cream”. After all, without the itch, I would be unemployed. #THINK
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I pointed to 2 old drunks sitting across the bar from us, said to my friend…“That’s us in 10 years.” He said, “That’s a mirror, dip-shit!”
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If I ever have a goth daughter, I am going to name her Maude Lynn
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RT @CierraWardo: It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
@23Nody10 Yeah, the shadows don't line up. I sure wouldn't trust duct tape to hold a squirming baby!
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