IamMademoiselle (@IamMademoiselle)

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I might just lie down on this park bench and not get up again.
Online shopping, eating chocolate, that kind of thing...
@CrystallinePr it's not the stomach pump I'm worried about this time it's the epidural...
@KateBlythe @matchesfashion I'm home! Cooking sausages quite badly wearing black stretch everything!!
“@CrystallinePr:You're in luck- we always have our first aid kit, stomach pump and our trust 'near me' phone app. So yes, we're ready for u”
@CrystallinePr you want me to go clubbing with you? Are you sure? Is there a hospital near by?
@KateBlythe @matchesfashion oh is it up? Must look!
“@Ian_W_Wright: @IamMademoiselle Here ya go! http://t.co/5wtTeLDmVJ” oh how cute! #roksanda
@Ian_W_Wright where can I buy her girls' range?
@STaylorGTG err I'm giving birth the week before Glasto!!
@Fleurgargett shall we have a little cry and maybe put on some loud house music? #DC10
@Disneyrollrgirl omg!!!! How many years ago was that? X
In my old life I'd be getting on a plane to Ibiza right now. I'm at the opening parties in spirit, ok? Ditto Glastonbury. Ditto the pub. Etc
@tashpELLE @alicewignall I love your red hair!!! I used to have mine the exact same colour!
@indiaknight beyond cute
Is it raining in London? V v v rainy on M4
@SadieMantovani @lorraineelle @ellemagazine oh yeah, baby!
Taking my mamas and papas ass outta here. Bye bye countryside.
@charlieGrazia @cowley_manor thought I was going into labour on Friday night! Almost headed towards the pool!!!

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About IamMademoiselle

Mademoiselle, Confessions of an ELLE Girl. I am the secret columnist on the back page of British ELLE magazine

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