Desiree Bowman (@Hamncheezr)

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Do you ever wish you could escape from your life, not because it'd be better for you, but because it'd be better for the people around you?
If you only knew I'd sacrifice my beating heart before I'd lose you
Tried to make coffee. Made primordial tar instead.
It's officially Christmas when you have to tell your kid not to make a prison shank out of their candy cane.
The Husbeast is pacing around our daughter's dance studio singing Winter Wonderland.
A little Southern voice from the living room just said, "Mama! It's Merle Haggard!" #myhappyplace
My chili date tonight while brother is at youth group <3 https://t.co/2oBzd4GbaX
And then there's #Festivus for the rest of us! https://t.co/Q9P6PXaZfD via @Etsy
I LOVE the 1950s vintage shirting as the lining in this bag!! https://t.co/KyGS3GmDxr via @Etsy
Pink Elephant hand drawn #handmade Appliqued #Batik #Tote #Handbag https://t.co/E59yhWgErr via @Etsy
WITCHY WOMAN #Recycled #Vans Demin #Tote #Bag #orange #upcycled https://t.co/XgRG2ijZrS
ELLEN DEGENERES Poops Glitter #Bulky #handspun #yarn #knitting #crochet #spindle #wool https://t.co/1Cv7TSNvUy
THROUGH THE WOODS large #laptop #bag #handmade #quilted #flannel #fall https://t.co/A6ce9aGCxh #etsy
"No, we're going to church. You aren't going to Bill's to beat a cadilitic converter with a hammer." What I just had to tell my 8yro da...
Child is heckling me for eating Taco Bell while ordering in the Taco Bell drive thru
RT @leonevans_: Most of us set our short term goals too high and our long term goals too low! Great wisdom from @drchrisstephens #nextLevel
I'm sitting on a bench waiting on a kid again, but the view is beautiful. https://t.co/IlbJEL4Hpo
When anarchy really needs a nap https://t.co/1DVGlOY4QU
Totally vicious pit bull https://t.co/ruRUihhgcv
11yro just handed Husbeast a Reese's pumpkin "Here Daddy, it's good, I already checked it for injection marks."

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About Hamncheezr

Christ-following SAHM, quilter, knitter, spindler, homeschooler, soon to be gun-toting, punk. I love my Jesus, my hubby, my kids, my tats. LoL!

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